When it comes to anything related to the bedroom, or indeed, any display of physical intimacy, I have a perennially British attitude. Namely I believe wholeheartedly that nakedness is shameful, that sex is a humiliating chore, and that anything discussion about what we actually enjoy when it comes to sex is completely off limits. Kinks and fetishes are embarrassing burdens that we have to keep secret and bear with us to the grave … at least, that’s how I pretend to be. But when it comes down to it, I’m just as nosy about my own and other people’s sexuality as the next guy; I’m just better at hiding it.

Which is precisely why I find threads like this next one so interesting. A recent discussion on Reddit asked users what their secret kinks were, and the anonymous answers were pretty dang intriguing. It’s always sweet to get some dirt on what people are into, but some of these erotic proclivities were just, well … weird. Scroll down to check out some of the best answers below:

1. Alien dildos 

“I stumbled upon a website that sold alien and monster inspired dildos. I never realised that was a fetish until I saw them. They were so interesting and grotesque. With weird lumps, tentacles, and shapes. I like to imagine having sex with an alien just so I could get a piece of whatever

2. Stardust movie 

“Breast expansion. The start/end size doesn’t matter, the attractiveness of the woman doesn’t matter. Just the act of them getting bigger revs my engine like nothing else. Discovered it completely by accident cause my girlfriend wanted to show me Stardust, one of her favourite movies. There is a brief, second long shot where some witch uses magic to make herself younger, and her breasts briefly inflate. Holy shot I have never been turned on so fast.”

. 3Action figure weirdness 

“I saw this video the other day where I a milf put an action figure in the toilet and pissed on it. How would I even go about telling my wife I wanna buy GI Joe so I can watch her urinate on him?”

4. Hold it in 

“I think it is super hot when a girl badly needs to pee but has to wait. So, not really a traditional watersports fetish. The way they get fidgety and distracted and eventually almost frantic? Unfortunately, it’s sort of rare to see in real life, save for some nights at the bar when the women’s bathroom line is long.”

5. Anonymous

“I have an anonymous sex fetish. Like being at a masquerade party and locking eyes with the same man all night. I signal him to the bathroom & he comes in and f*cks me from behind.”

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